Kim's World
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

bbubblegumbitch:

prospect-euphoria:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

This is important very important

xeniaanda67chevy:

First off, if I don’t have a wedding photo like this, I’m going to be disappointed. Second, when my kids ask to see wedding photos, I will have all of the traditional shots and then in the back of each one a t-rex slowly begins to emerge from behind the trees and members of the wedding party begin to become aware, and I’ll make no mention of the dinosaur and casually tell my kids stories about the people who were in mommy and daddy’s wedding and when they try to point out the t-rex I would say “Shush, honey, mommy’s trying to tell a story.” and when I get to this picture I’ll sigh, say “It sure was a beautiful wedding until…” then I’ll close the book and tell my kids “That’s enough for tonight.” and walk out of the room.

xeniaanda67chevy:

First off, if I don’t have a wedding photo like this, I’m going to be disappointed. Second, when my kids ask to see wedding photos, I will have all of the traditional shots and then in the back of each one a t-rex slowly begins to emerge from behind the trees and members of the wedding party begin to become aware, and I’ll make no mention of the dinosaur and casually tell my kids stories about the people who were in mommy and daddy’s wedding and when they try to point out the t-rex I would say “Shush, honey, mommy’s trying to tell a story.” and when I get to this picture I’ll sigh, say “It sure was a beautiful wedding until…” then I’ll close the book and tell my kids “That’s enough for tonight.” and walk out of the room.

If Daenerys and Margaery were ever to meet, do you think that they woud get along or would there be some tension between them?

Borderlands - Meet the Vault Hunters

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

rivailleackerman:

in life and in death